THE NEW MAN IN MY LIFE...BRUNO!

Yep! I told you a lot can happen in a week. I've sacked my Hypnotist and found a cheaper method for mind alteration. Eva was getting me into trouble and besides I am into Simple Abundance AGAIN (long may it last this time!!) I found what I was looking for in the form of a rubber dolly. He stands approx. 6 inches tall and I call him Bruno because he is a ringer for the real-deal one - far more polite I am glad to say! Bruno was gifted to me by my good friend Mary O'Neill who knows I love fashion. He is my personal shopper and very charming company. When I turn him on he replies "You're Hot Baby!" And if I REALLY turn him on (like keep my finger on the button) he flirts to high heaven and says ridiculous things like "You look fabulous Dahlin". Before I leave for work I pay a visit to Bruno in my home office to check on my attire and he says "Chest forward, shoulders back and STRUT STRUT STRUT!"
Now you can understand why he is a girl's best friend. The good thing about him is he knows his place and costs nothing. Hypnosis was a once-off experiment and I decided with Bruno now at my side, I don't need to spend money on losing the pounds. Remember, I'm back on the Simple Abundance path. Ever since the Haiti disaster, I feel guilty being so self-indulgent! Paying money for somebody to help me eat less didn't sit well with me, especially since they are starving in Haiti! So I'm going cold turkey! Yeah! Just me and my pal Bruno. I had to change his position on my desk the other day because he was trying to chat up my Celtic Angel (I swear he was inching in closer to her every day!) and she wasn't impressed.

Right now Mary...if you're reading this, Bruno is parked on my desk between a tall vase of Bamboo Shoots and 'Lucky' my black cat. He is saving me a fortune on Hypnosis and WW meetings. And I really love him which is why he is my forever friend.

Love Ya and keep doing what makes you feel good!

Now is the time to DE-CLUTTER before the Chinese New Year begins...

Delisha xxx :)